It begins...

Dear friends (and indeed enemies), welcome to my blog! As you may be aware I am going to South Korea next Tuesday to seek my fortune! During my year in this fair country I hope to have many intrepid adventures, each one sexier and more exciting than the last! In order to record these adventures I have decided to harness the power of the Internet and to create one of these ‘blogs’ the kids are using these days. I am highly suspicious of this technology and may abandon this mode of communication if I feel the Internet is learning too many of my secrets… If I have learnt anything (and I have in fact learnt several things in my time) it is that the machine world is not to be trusted… 

I invite you all to join me as I boldly go where countless others have gone before!